This kind of shit happens all the time. I recommend one of the following two options:
1) Detach yourself completely from SC2 and the SC2 community so you can avoid the constant bombardment of rage-inducing reminders.
2) Become the greatest fucking Starcraft 2 player in the entire fucking universe and make it a point to crush every pro player she’s ever even flirted with. And then, one day, when you’re standing atop a mountain of corpses in the heart of Seoul and you’re sipping soju from the skulls of previous champions, she will be there. She will come to you. She will crawl through the blood and the muck of spilled intestines and defecation. She will claw her way to the top of your fleshy throne, and she will collapse at your feet. And when she looks up at you, her glistening eyes screaming in desperation, and she whimpers,
“the7ak3… i… i… i’m so sorry. i love you.”
you will close your eyes, smile, and you will reply:
“it’s okay. i forgive you. but love? you don’t know love.”
you will reach down and hand her your skull of soju, you will walk away, and you will never be heard from again.
1) Detach yourself completely from SC2 and the SC2 community so you can avoid the constant bombardment of rage-inducing reminders.
2) Become the greatest fucking Starcraft 2 player in the entire fucking universe and make it a point to crush every pro player she’s ever even flirted with. And then, one day, when you’re standing atop a mountain of corpses in the heart of Seoul and you’re sipping soju from the skulls of previous champions, she will be there. She will come to you. She will crawl through the blood and the muck of spilled intestines and defecation. She will claw her way to the top of your fleshy throne, and she will collapse at your feet. And when she looks up at you, her glistening eyes screaming in desperation, and she whimpers,
“the7ak3… i… i… i’m so sorry. i love you.”
you will close your eyes, smile, and you will reply:
“it’s okay. i forgive you. but love? you don’t know love.”
you will reach down and hand her your skull of soju, you will walk away, and you will never be heard from again.
