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We all need a bit of spiritual guidance now and then.
3 days agoMy list of photography no-nos.
Long lenses + small depth of field (Congratulations. You have stepped outside of automatic mode, now please move on)
Close ups of food or corners (Seriously, no one cares. If I want to see soup up close, I’ll stick my head in a bowl of it next time)
Selective colour photos (Yawn)
Purposely using wonky angles (If you’re not Winogrand then don’t even bother)
Homeless people (Shooting fish in a barrel)
Flickr (99.99% of it is shit. Don’t use it as a reference for what constitutes “good photography”)
HDR (Seriously, just no)
Fake tilt shift (Yes. Fake)
Not telling a story (All surface and no feeling makes baby Jesus cry)
Listening to anything I have to say (What the hell do I know anyway)
5 days ago
(via hewhocannotbenamed)
5 days ago- Jimbo: you can get bonded adsl
- Phil Ken Sebben: James Bond ADSL?
Partying hard and just not giving a fuck.
1 week agoNirvana on Ice bitches!
1 week ago
You have been warned.
1 week ago

